Hi, I’m Chris Blankenship, the guy whose website this is. It’s mostly a place for me to rant blog about what’s on my mind, which is mostly technology but is sometimes other things.

I graduated from the University of Mary Washington in May 2019 with a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, and I currently work as a SysAdmin at Reclaim Hosting. All that means is I’m good okay at using Linux. It does not mean I know how to fix your printer. Please don’t ask me to fix your printer. I don’t know how to fix your printer. No one does. Anyone who says they do is lying to you.

Prior to working as a SysAdmin I worked as a Public Computer Assistant at the Central Rappahannock Regional Library where I mostly fixed printers.

I’ve been making music since the early 2010s, some of which I have not actively tried to scrub from the internet. I previously played bass guitar in Skumboyz (until our indefinite hiatus in 2020), and currently play bass guitar in Toxitolerant. I also have a solo thing, Einzige, where I make electronic-ish music.

I was ordained with the Church of the SubGenius (praise “Bob”) sometime around May 2014, so I’ve got that whole legally ordained minister thing going for me as well.

Did I mention that I was vegan?

You can use the contact form (begrudgingly protected by Google’s reCAPTCHA to prevent spam) below to reach out, but like, only if you really need to. Like, if you want to book my band or hire me for freelance tech work or something. Anything else (like any aforementioned spam) can go to /dev/null.